aziraphalesbian:

WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE A SLUT WHEN QUARANTINE ENDS

clish:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

is this a reaction or an example

Yes

I MADE THIS ORIGINAL POST WHEN I WAS 15 AND IM 21 AND I JUST FOUND IT AGAIN AND IT’s GROWN SO BIG I AM SO PROUD

eggcup:

rydeen:

eggcup:

i’m in the astral plane right now. ama

can you check if florida is real for me

looks like florida is just a large concentration of dark energy. powerful enough to manifest into a physical form 

garlic:i am very strongly smelling to keep away thingsthat will eat me

humans:THAT'S SOME TASTY FUCKING SHIT RIGHT THERE

chongoblog:

joewolf26:

chongoblog:

joewolf26:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

I can’t believe that the two greatest party songs of all time (I Gotta Feeling and Party Rock Anthem) came out within two years of each other and mankind will never create a better party song

Some people have been defending various other party songs in the notes, and while I respect all of your opinions, the only song that can qualify as a POTENTIAL exception is Tik Tok by Ke$ha

What about Allstar, great for every occasion

All Star is, in my opinion, the Greatest Song of All Time™ and while it great for every occasion, the three above are the best suited for parties. Like rich chocolate is good for every dessert, but milk goes better with Oreos than more chocolate, ya know?

I was not ready for such an educated response but completely agree

I come prepared for this discourse